If I could only have you for the rest of my life I would be perfectly content(; <3
(Source: inlovewithanerd, via t0ngue-kiss)
I hate when people judge you just by what you look like. I was walking through the hallway the other day and I’m not that big but I’m kinda thick and this super skinny bitch just gives me this look like I’m the biggest fat ass in the whole world. I hate skinny bitches that think they are all that because the wear a size 0. FUCK YOUUU!
(via t0ngue-kiss)
Standing in the kitchhenn, right.. My mom turns on the wrong burner and I go on to tell her that shes not the brightest crayon in the box.. Suddennllyyy! She bursts out, screaming at the top of her lungs, SSHHHHHHHAAARRRKKK!!!!! Dear god pray for me..
Mom: I got you a valentimes!
Me: Tell me.
Mom: No, its a surprise.
Me: Mom… It’s not Christmas!
Mom: Fine..
A coffee float:)
